Sort-of-Thai Noodles

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• 1/2 lb precise bladed atom noodles, preferably Thai atom sticks
• 1/4 cupful sugar
• 1/4 cupful food sauce
• 1/4 cupful achromatic vinegar (or unseasoned atom vinegar)
• 2 tablespoons peanut oil
• 1/2 lb mean shrimp, peeled and deveined
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1/2 lb crushed pork
• 4 scallions, achromatic and tender greenish parts, sliced into 1/2-inch lengths
• 2 ample eggs
• 1 spoon crushed reddish capsicum flakes, oregon to taste
• 2 limes (juice only)
• 1/2 cupful salted peanuts, crushed oregon finely chopped
• 1 lime, chopped into 6 wedges, for garnish
• Chili sauce, specified arsenic Sriracha brand, for garnish