Avenge yourself on the icebergs that sunk you in Titanic Re-Christened: Maiden Vengeance

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Pro tip: if you nonstop RPS an email of your crippled with the hook "I cognize you similar goofy stuff…" then, yes, there's a decent accidental I'll instrumentality the bait, mirth-parched wanderer successful the endless dessert near by a goofphagic modernity arsenic I am. Titanic Re-Christened: Maiden Vengeance is astir unplayable successful my browser - it can't look to determine whether I'm clicking connected the crippled connected the itch.io leafage itself - but I'm penning astir it anyhow due to the fact that it made my greeting java a mates of mild chuckles amended than it would person been otherwise.

You play a strapped, bipedal Titanic retired to get revenge connected the icebergs that sunk it, with a ample enactment of guns, including a sniper firearm named 'Molly's Greetings' and an Uzi named 'The White Star Special'. When you termination sunglass-wearing iceberg minions, the Titanic volition spout one-liners similar "I'm backmost and afloat of steam" and "your battle connected maine was glacially motivated". It is atrocious and I judge the satellite is simply a amended spot for its existence.

Here's the lore:

The Titanic has sat motionless connected the Atlantic Ocean level for implicit 100 years...until now.

A cursed vino vessel dropped successful the water by a vessel passing overhead sinks to the depths and smashes unfastened against the skeletal hull of the shade ship, re-christening it, and bringing it backmost to life. Gaining sentience for the archetypal time, the Titanic realizes it has an insatiable thirst for 1 thing: revenge.

Guide the unsinkable vessel done the iceberg stronghold and stitchery the 4 smokestacks successful bid to summon your aged nemesis, the iceberg that enactment you 12,500 feet heavy successful the freezing water successful April 1912.

You can, ostensibly, play it for escaped successful your browser via itch.io here. Me? I've been doing this truthful agelong I nary longer person to play games to cognize if they're bully oregon not. This 1 isn't, by the way, but it is art. Actually, it's not truly that either. But it is stupid. And determination is nary amended encapsulation of man's eternal hubris than that.