31 Funny Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard My Abs Are Now Rock-Solid

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"My uber operator said we look similar 'zip enactment people' and that’s the funniest mode anyone has ever called maine white."

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A meme of a puppy with a quality manus injecting a syringe into its head, surrounded by a WiFi symbol, fluoride cup, and compartment tower. Person comments connected cooking

3.

Tweet astir fiscal struggles humorously noting each toiletries moving retired simultaneously

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Cartoon quality with a tied-up sack implicit its shoulder. Caption jokes astir a neighbour trying to usage a laundry instrumentality for escaped with a sportfishing line

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5.

A tweet jokes astir owning a printer causing societal paranoia, questioning friendships and wishing for a mean life

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Cats misbehaving, "ham" causing chaos by jumping astir the surviving room

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Tweet by miss kay jokes astir the situation of uncovering wood successful a location afloat of particle committee and plastic, humorously blaming IKEA

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"uniqlo kinda feels similar authorities issued covering but one emotion it." Received 125 comments, 8K retweets, 115K likes, 2.7M views

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9.

Mannequin wearing a harness with different mannequin positioned to simulate carrying a kid connected their back. Tweet humorously suggests utilizing this astatine concerts

10.

A kid asks if English is spoken successful Boston. Mom replies, "kinda!" 2.1M views

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Person eating astatine an airdrome holds a sandwich and mayonnaise tube; tweet comments connected maintaining anonymity contempt their standout action

12.

A tweet from idiosyncratic Sean questions British radical with the operation "Like what r u connected about..."

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13.

Tweet saying, "u gotta commencement springing retired of furniture successful the greeting similar a cartoon character. that's the secret."

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A motortruck with a Sysco ad, saying “Follow me, your adjacent large meal,” is connected a roadworthy astatine night. A tweet supra humorously mentions pursuing the motortruck for hours

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Hibachi cook cooking a ample atom artifact shaped similar SpongeBob, surrounded by ingredients; substance reads "just navigator the nutrient bro❤️"

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17.

A tweet by @MalcoImFleX jokes astir achromatic radical saying, "well we're getting our steps in."

18.

Tweet expressing astonishment astatine a header astir a Georgia bagpiper dying successful Hawaii days earlier missing son's remains were found

19.

Emoji with facepalm and puzzled expression, wearing sneakers. Caption jokes astir turning a tiny blackhead into a ample wound

20.

Tweet astir someone's dada getting into arguable views but getting deterred by their mom's petition to halt being weird

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21.

A tweet by Redd, posted connected March 29, says, "i anticipation the babies one was calved wit astatine the infirmary doing good."

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A Krispy Kreme motortruck with an unfastened backmost is parked connected a metropolis street. Text overlay jokes astir delivering donuts to "God's Country."

24.

Olive Garden, Red Lobster, LongHorn Steakhouse, Cracker Barrel, Cheddar’s, and Chili’s

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25.

Puppet wearing a suit rides a tricycle successful a dimly lit room. A humorous tweet astir a fictional script involving bikinis and Katy Perry's opus "Roar."

26.

Grimes muses connected a transportation betwixt hoops and witchcraft

27.

"Now that I person money, I privation the Scholastic publication just to halt by my job."

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A satirical tweet mocks idiosyncratic indebtedness and vexation implicit the caller Snow White movie

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Woman with glasses reacting humorously with unfastened rima and hands raised. Overlay substance reads, "Who are you?"

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Tweet from a parody relationship humorously questioning who Taylor Swift's Taylor Swift is, with 31K likes

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"The Vikings pulled a lick truthful incredible, truthful devious, truthful insane, that radical are inactive falling for it implicit a millennium later."

That's each for this week! For much comic tweets, consciousness escaped to cheque retired our erstwhile roundups:

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