Leslie Jones and a hot flash steal 'The View' even as Joy Behar tells her she's too old for that

Leave it to Leslie Jones and menopause to crook “The View” into a much entertaining program.

The “Saturday Night Live” seasoned was halfway done a chat Tuesday with Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and the remainder of the “View” unit erstwhile she abruptly began to sweat — visibly. She coped by dabbing astatine her look with a tiny navy bluish towel that magically appeared from nether the table.

“You’re — you’re hot,” Behar stammered, breaking up a speech successful which she had opined that comics are truth-tellers who undermine propaganda.

“I’m ever hot, babe,” Jones replied, continuing her blotting escapade earlier explaining — possibly unnecessarily — “I’m having that menopause. That pause, that pause.”

The performer continued. “I americium successful it,” she said. “I americium ‘pause.’ The vigor that comes disconnected of maine tin airy a tiny metropolis successful Guadalajara.”

Forget that Guadalajara itself is simply a city, and not a tiny one. Jones’ deadpan demeanor astatine that infinitesimal prompted Sunny Hostin to statesman fanning her with a ample notecard. Behar joined successful with her ain card.

“Let’s speech astir your latest drama amusement due to the fact that it is funny and it’s called ‘Leslie Jones: Life Part 2,’” Hostin said, attempting to get the conception backmost connected track.

She did not wholly succeed.

“I’m spritzing!” Jones said arsenic she erstwhile again dabbed her moist look with the magical towel.

The amusement played a clip from her peculiar wherever she talked astir everyone needing to spell to therapy, aft which Hostin steered “The View” speech toward dating.

Then Goldberg stole the spotlight, having near her spot to instrumentality implicit dabbing duties from their guest. “I could dice now,” Jones said, holding her hands out, palms up, and looking to the heavens with a peaceful grin arsenic she basked successful Whoopi’s cautious attention. “This is simply a small — this is simply a dream. This is simply a imagination travel true.”

At that point, Hostin seemed to springiness up connected talking astir guys with Jones and started erstwhile again fanning her with the notecard.

“Whoopi Goldberg wiping my sweat,” Jones declared, relaxing into the experience.

“Yes, it’s a beauteous moment,” Behar snarked.

Oh, but wait. Hostin was not to beryllium denied. Or possibly immoderate shaper was hollering into her earpiece wouldn’t beryllium denied.

“You speech a batch astir the men you’ve encountered ... truthful archer us, how’s the excavation retired there?” she asked, not clocking that the assemblage was acold much funny successful Whoopi present fanning Jones by waving the magical towel. “Have you recovered immoderate men,” Hostin wondered, “who would bash that for you?” Fan you? Wipe your sweat?

“Unfortunately, no,” Jones replied. “Listen, I’m 58 now, truthful I’m past the BS.”

“You’re besides post-menopausal astatine 58,” Dr. Behar interjected, revealing herself to beryllium an armchair adept successful pistillate endocrinology. “It should beryllium implicit by now.”

Jones turned from her reverie and looked astatine Behar arsenic if the second were a container of canine poop burning connected her doorstep. But she did not stomp connected the container to enactment it out. “It’s antithetic for everyone,” Alyssa Farah Griffin chimed successful cheerfully.

“Have we got a beef?” Jones asked Behar, looking astatine her with that stone-faced regard lone Leslie Jones tin deliver.

“Not that I cognize of?” Behar said. “You cognize what, we respectfully disagree.”

Good to cognize that Behar thinks Jones isn’t susceptible of experiencing menopausal symptoms contempt Jones experiencing menopausal symptoms close successful beforehand of her face.

Meanwhile, Whoopi stepped up the blotting, offering comforting words to Jones portion Behar babbled connected successful her ain defense.

“You comin’ astatine me,” Jones told Behar.

“Let maine get your face,” Whoopi said.

“Thank you, baby,” Jones told her idiosyncratic sweat-swabber.

And the speech turned backmost to the dating scene, which Jones correctly told Hostin “is not bleak. It’s diabolical.” As she spoke, Whoopi folded the magical towel, laid it down successful a magical resting spot and backed away, blowing connected Jones arsenic she took dilatory steps toward her abandoned chair.

“Just stroke yourself each implicit me, babe,” Jones said, and Whoopi stepped backmost and obliged. Behar, looking uncomfortable, asked idiosyncratic to drawback a manus towel.

“It’s truthful sad,” Jones said, “that my full spot is going to beryllium astir maine sweating.”

After a commercialized break, Behar had successful manus a tiny electrical fan, which she promptly aimed astatine Jones. “This 1 volition instrumentality attraction of each your issues.”

“Thank you, darling. I’m good,” Jones said. “Now I’m freezing.”

Nah girl. When it came to Joy Behar successful that moment, you were conscionable cold.